Signs of the times

Here are a few signs I’ve seen recently that speak volumes.

1. Apple Store opening soon. Just kidding. It’s a Jack Astor’s.

2. Please refrain from playing loud music or making loud noises.

3. PIGS. The Politically Incorrect Gas Station.

4. Please do not put trash in toilets. It is extremely difficult to remove.

5. And this, written on the rear window of a van piled high with personal belongings:

Just divorced. Wahoo!